Last night I was having dinner with Mikami-san and he mentioned he had watched a horror movie before meeting up with me. I replied that I was going to see a horror movie the next day. When he asked me which one, I said Rush Hour 3.
It has been a long time since I was watching a movie and literally felt the brain cells dying. The dialogue and situations in Rush Hour 3 were so absolutely horrific, I felt ashamed of myself for laughing at the jokes.
Offenses in Rush Hour 3.
1) Roman Polanski makes a sodomy joke.
2) Brett Ratner somehow made Zhang Jingchu appear ugly.
3) The entire thing was forced plot line after forced plot line, with forced dialogue pushing it all forward.
4) Jackie Chan makes porn references, and in the credits, it is discovered that Brett Ratner is feeding him lines. Why am I not surprised?
5) Jackie Chan was forced to take a picture with Paris Hilton at the premiere. He seems displeased.
6) It made me ashamed to say I was amused by the first two Rush Hour movies.
Hopefully Death Proof next weekend will wash the bad taste out of my mouth!
In other news – BIOSHOCK! TOMORROW (I HOPE!)
