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Bruce Willis on Ain’t It Cool News
May 10th, 2007 by jp received 3 Comments »Originally Posted by Bruce Willis:
I gotta disagree with you on this one thing though, I would rather eat a live baby in front of my grandma than have Michael Bay direct a DIE HARD movie.
Originally Posted by Bruce Willis:
I would rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than let that car engine in a human skin leave his satanic fingerprints on John McClane.
Originally Posted by Bruce Willis:
In fact, this new PG-13 thing is the only part of ruining modern action movies that Michael Bay is not personally responsible for. The rest of it is all him. Don’t even ****ing say those words in the same sentence, you’re only gonna give them ideas for part 5. It’s like saying Candyman in front of a mirror, that mother****er will show up and snort John McClane’s soul right in front of you and then piss it out on your shoes.
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Oddly enough, I made a note about the PG-13 thing in my LJ yesterday, AND made a reference to saying “Candyman” in yet another forum. That’s weird.
Also, I share the Michael Bay disdain. “The Island” was… so pretty, and yet so bad – how could it have made so much money? It’s exemplary of the farce that is Hollywood.
Bruce Willis Endorses UFC Over Boxing:
http://www.aolsportsblog.com/2007/05/15/bruce-willis-endorses-ufc-over-boxing/
Bruce Willis is a god among men. Too bad he can’t match up to the return of Rambo!